adapt canon. twist canon. pick up the story and drop it in another place, another time. rethink gender, sexuality, race. cut open a little hole in another universe and push the story inside. retcon the ending, switch up the genre, make it tragic, make it happily-ever-after. knock the characters out of moral alignment. debunk stereotypes, subvert tropes. kidnap and liberate the story from oppressors.
Manslation: My boner is everything. My boner is also an accurate indication of all men’s sexual orientation and tastes. I can’t tell the difference between appreciating a woman’s physical attributes and reducing her to those attributes or feeling entitled to her sexually because women automatically give dudes boners, just by existing. I’m totally not creating a fantasy of sexual conquest at this very moment or anything.
lol bc women aren’t visually stimulated because we have all the emotions and men have none also lololol @mansplainer not understanding that LOOKING is not the fucking problem
This is correct, women aren’t visually stimulated. To stimulate a woman, you must wait until the full moon, hum the theme song to “Designing Women” three times, and sprinkle a half-packet of Splenda over your head in her presence. If you fail to follow these steps exactly the woman will remain unstimulated by you forever. At least that’s what I heard.